I’ve mastered the art of loving two,
One heart? Nah, I’ve got room for a few.
Because why choose one when you can have it all,
It’s not complex—it’s just a simple call.

Sure, some might say, “How can that be?”
But balance is easy, like climbing a tree.
One loves coffee, the other tea,
Guess I’m a barista in perfect harmony.

Oh, the bliss of dual attention,
Totally smooth, with zero tension.
I’m not dodging questions, or acting sly,
Just multitasking, like a regular guy.

They say love’s complicated, but not for me,
I’ve got it down to a science, you see.
Two hearts to hold, two minds to please—
What’s stress? Just a gentle breeze.

So here I am, defying the odds,
Balancing love like some kind of god.
One at a time? Pfft, please, that’s old news—
I’ve got double the love and no issues to lose.